Posting because 1) I’m not one of the 16 million people who have already seen this, and 2) of all the possible copyright violations of this song, this one is the best by far.
I know at this point many of you are expecting me to go after my likely opponent, Newt Gingrich.
… I understand Governor Romney was so incensed (by my appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s show) he asked his staff if he could get equal time on the ‘Merv Griffin Show.’
… Four years ago, I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later, she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena.”
… What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.